英语幽默小故事: Ice Fishing

 减压阀     |      2022-05-25 20:27:27
坐下来,"

  Clearly flustered, she moves the stool to one last spot, sits down, and picks up her auger. Again, the voice boomed:

  "FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

  姑娘有点慌了,准备再凿一个洞的时候。”

  Finally, she can't take it. She cries out, "God, is that you?"

  她终于承受不住了,再次坐下来,把她的工具挪动了100尺,她拿上她的工具和钓鱼竿去了冰上,并凿出了一个大洞。

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  "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

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  "冰~下~面~没~有~鱼!我是这个曲棍球冰场的主人。冰~下~面~没~有~鱼!”

“是你吗?神?”

  "NO, I'M THE OWNER OF THIS HOCKEY RINK"

  “不,叫了出来,"

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  "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

  这个外国人很疑惑,再一次地 ,她将工具挪到最后这个点上,拿起了她的螺丝钻。声音响起:

  “最~后~说~一~次!然后听见一个声音说:

  "冰~下~面~没~有~鱼!